Whether its a fling, new relationship, or a total rebound, its always a little scary to start a new sexual relationship with the next girl.

Here’s a clip from the FOX show New Girl…see its even awkward for the heteros, straight people, breeders, etc.

The New Girl

It can be a little nerve racking letting someone see and touch you for the first time, especially if its been a reeeaaaally long time.  So here are my top5 tips to get you through your non-virgin/new boo  jitters…

1. Be excited but not giddy…

If you look like you’re too excited for the P…no one is gonna wanna give it to you. Relax, sex is great but its not Disney World. No confetti or glitter ladies its not a birthday party.

2. Don’t do too much

We all think we are great in bed, but “first time sex” isn’t the time to show your acrobatic skills. Too much thought will produce sex that isn’t natural! If you’re too busy trying to impress you wont enjoy it…and honestly neither will she

3. PINEAPPLES!!!

Remember your safety word. If you’re uncomfortable say so. No need to stay quiet during the bad awkward sex, what are you gonna do scream rape?

4. Do Dress Up!

I’m not talking about kinky costumes people lol do I have to refer back to rule #2? A little lingerie won’t hurt but if you like to keep it simple just match… All black is a tell-tale sign that your ready for action. The last thing you want to do is drop your pants to remember that its laundry day…

5. Get Offline!

These days everyone you’re talking to, meeting or haven’t met is on twitter and FB so if your social networking before, after, or during be ready for her to read your every thought.

Thanks for reading and as always feel free to spill your beans down below…